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Koronet pizza isn’t the most famous, or even the best prepared pizza in the city, but it sure is the biggest! As anyone familiar with this unassuming pizzeria will attest, the major selling point for Koronet is it’s massive single slice. These things are enormous, easily equal to two slices of any lesser pie. whereas I can easily polish off half a pie from most of the other pizza places in NYC, one Koronet slice did the job for me. I really can’t stress this enough: Koronet slices are big!

The other important draw is the price. Where many places in the city charge upwards of $2 for a normal size slice these days, the doublesize Koronet slices are only $3. In my opinion, this makes them without question one of the best values to be had in the sprawling pizza community of New York.

Unfortunately, Koronet is not without its issues. Chief among them, from my perspective, is location. All the way up around 110th street, Koronet is a bit of a hike for many New Yorkers, especially if you’re from another borough. If you happen to be a student at Columbia, its just a short walk to Koronet’s pizza, but everyone else will just have to pile on to the 1 train and make the journey one stop at a time.

Koronet pizza is good, but not necessarily great. While it doesn’t pack the same complex, classic flavors of the city’s more iconic pizzerias, it does offer pizza by the oh so large slice making it perfect for the budget minded. The bottom line is this: if you’re looking for a lot of food at budget prices, make the trip. If you don’t live near 110th street and you aren’t necessarily in the mood for mind-bogglingly large pies, then Koronet is probably too far out of your way to be worth it. Instead, try a slice at Joe’s in the Village (review coming soon!) and give Koronet a shot next time you’re up in the 100’s.

For all my readers (I think there may have been five of you ;), who haven’t heard from me in a while, I have an update! I’m now living in TriBeCa!

Why TriBeCa? Well the reasoning is that while I don’t plan on actually doing much in this neighborhood, it’s a major confluence of subway lines that will give me easy access to both the east and west sides. For a young NYC adventurer, you couldn’t ask for much more in terms of location.

With that said, I’m starting the blog up again, and hopefully this time I won’t go dark for 6 months at a time

A few nights ago, I was treated to a somewhat alternative, but totally awesome night of entertainment by some of my business associates in the search engine industry: Scratching lessons at the Scratch DJ academy on 6th ave. Not your usual night on the town to say the least, this experience was both novel and educational.

We arrived around 7:00pm with a group of about 15 people (I assume that our friends rented out the space for a few hours to entertain us) and headed up to the second floor where the DJ academy is located. Inside, we were greeted warmly by our scratch sensei for the evening, Master Instructor J-Smoke, who introduced us to one of the vital pieces of equipment in the DJ industry, the turntable, as well as our TA’s, J-Smoke’s fellow DJ instructors at the academy.

Scratch 101
We each got to man our own turntable stations complete with a pair of turntables/records, speakers and a mixing board. Since I’m not amazingly sophisticated in the area of music, I’ll gloss over the minutiae of how these devices work and assume that most people understand the basic principal: the record spins, you push it forward and back to create the scratching effect. With about 10 minutes of basic instruction under our belts, we were all scratching up a storm!

Now I’ll be the first to admit that music is not my forte. I struggled to learn the recorder in middle school and I still struggle with music and instruments to this very day. That being said, scratching was really fun! It would probably take years to master, but getting started is relatively simple, and even if you’re pretty much tone deaf like I am, its still cool to scratch around. Sometimes you even get lucky and scratch up something that sounds good! I’m sure that people who have actual musical skills and talent would find this even more rewarding, but it just goes to show that even as a musical neophyte, you can still have fun!

DJ Names and the DJ Battle
After being shown several basic scratches, we were offered the opportunity to square off in a no-holds barred DJ battle to the death! Okay, no one actually died, but that’s not to say it wasn’t serious business! We had a few people with some actual experience, so in that sense there was no contest, but we all got to steal our nerves and get up front on the instructors turntables and try our newly acquired skills in front of all our friends. I’m pretty sure my 30 or so seconds came out as a discordant mess, but wha-wha-what’s a few errant beats among friends, right? Ultimately, almost everyone gave it a shot, and some were even pretty good, so we all had a great time watching and listening, and the winner actually got a Scratch Academy T-shirt. Pretty sweet, no?

Private Party
Since we were a private party, we got the big seminar room and instructors to ourselves, and after we finished, our benefactors passed around some cold beers and pizza, and we had an improvised dance party, compliments of J-Smoke. All in all, we were there for a good 3 hours, but I can’t offer any kind of value comparison since I was there as a guest of someone with an expense account. What I can tell you is that this was a great change of pace from the usual happy hour bar scene, and while I don’t have any grand aspirations that involve DJ names or mixing boards, I’d love to go back at some point, if only for the sheer novelty of it.

If you do, however, have a serious interest in becoming a DJ, the Scratch Academy offers courses from beginner to advanced levels, and also offers the use of its extensive equipment for training, practicing, and, I’m told, even production. So if you want to get your feet wet in the DJ world, this might not be a bad place to start. Until next time, keep those records turning!

Last weekend my brother was in town with his car, so of course I wanted to show him some of New York’s finest pizza’s, but I also wanted to catch a ride to a pizzeria that is otherwise a pain to get to by subway. We chose Di Fara Pizza at 1424 Avenue J here in Brooklyn, which has topped a good number of pizza rankings in the last several years, as anyone who’s seen their walls of collected magazine and paper articles can attest.

The critical thing to remember about this place is that it’s a little pizzeria that suddenly got big press coverage starting sometime in the last ten years or so, despite having been around for closer to forty. This had significant impact on our pizza eating experience, as I’ll explain below.

The Pizza: 8
If I’m not mistaken, this is one of the few top pizzeria’s in the city that doesn’t use a brick oven to make its pies. Trust me when I say that this is in no way a bad thing. The pizza was delicious and perhaps the best part is that you can see the chef, who’s been making pies here for decades, ply his craft. Every ingredient and topping is sliced fresh right in front of you, and added with care before the pie gets put in the oven. The result is a pie with a delicious thin layer of mozzarella baked evenly over hand-made sauce with a slight drizzling of olive oil and topped with a flavorful and aesthetically pleasing portion of basil. The one thing that detracted from this pizza slightly is actually the exact same problem that Lombardi’s pizza had: the crust was soggy in the middle despite being thin and expertly charred everywhere else. As before, I’m forced to dock a point from an otherwise incredible pie.

The Toppings: 7
The toppings were tasty and we could see that they were fresh, as they were added literally right in front of us, but they weren’t as ubiquitous as many that I’ve had recently, and just aren’t particularly transcendent enough to get past simply being “very good” in my book. Really nothing special if you’ve had some of the city’s top pies before.

Other: 2
I regret this, but the truth is that Di Fara Pizza is another instance of an excellent pizza marred by a frustrating eating experience. As I said earlier, the chef makes each pie fresh, right in front of you, which is great. The downside is, he makes everyone else’s pies fresh right in front of you too, and the novelty wears off quickly when you’ve got a dozen orders ahead of yours. The fact that the pizza oven itself can only hold 2 pies at a time doesn’t help move things along either. We went at lunch time, about 1pm, and all told, we waited about a half hour in the congested line that was jutting out the door when we got there, and perhaps another half hour after that to get our pie.

I’d been warned by several pizza critics that it might take a while to get the food at Di Fara, and that they don’t necessarily serve the pies in the order you arrived, but even knowing this, the reality is frustrating and tedious. The place is small and cramped, your standard hole-in-the-wall with seating for maybe 15 people at a stretch, which ordinarily would be okay for a pizzeria if you didn’t have to spend an hour there waiting before you even get your food. This singular annoyance detracted considerably from the experience.

The Bottom Line
Don’t go out of your way. The pizza is good, yes, but the location is remote to most NYC commuters unless you have a car, and even if you can get there easily, you may be having second thoughts after the long wait for your food. I think that if you arrive on a really off-time, like 11:30 in the morning or something, you might not have to wait, but even a few orders ahead of you can back up the entire line by maybe 10 minutes a piece, so budget your time accordingly.

Hard to imagine New York City without a pizza place on every block, isn’t it? But believe it or not, NYC was not always the bustling pizza metropolis we know and love today. In fact, it is widely believed that pizza surfaced on the streets of the big apple in the early 1900s, and if the legends are true, we have one pioneering pizzeria to thank for it: Lombardi’s.

Most New York Pizza enthusiasts will have heard the name Lombardi’s before, perhaps owing as much to it’s reputation for serving top quality pizza to this very day, as to its broad acknowledgment as being the first pie in the city. A few weeks ago, I decided that it was time to step beyond the vale at 32 Spring Street in Manhattan and find out what this famous slice of New York was really made of.

The Pizza: 8
The pizza at Lombardi’s was actually quite delicious, in keeping with it’s reputation. While I can’t vouch for what it may have tasted like in the paste, the current incarnation of Lombardi’s pizza was definitely one of the better pies in the city, but perhaps not quite a top tier competitor. The sauce was exceptional with a precise balance of basil working to compliment the tomato base. The cheese was Buffalo Mozzarella, as I’ve come to expect from many of the top pizza joints, but it was sliced thin and spread across the pie liberally, scoring some nice points over the competition. I docked some points for the crust however, because it was soggy and droopy in the middle. Once you eat past this, the crust is foldable, but the fold didn’t help me on those first few bites. Without consistently crunchy and foldable crust, I had to knock this pizza down to an 8 despite its otherwise near perfect design.

The Toppings: 9
The toppings were my usual, pepperoni and mushrooms, which always make a delightful combination. This occasion was no exception, and i was especially pleased with the quality of the mushrooms. If you’re a mushroom lover, you probably dig that slightly pungent flavor, and these mushrooms took their flavor to the next level. Absolutely fantastic! The pepperoni was also good, cooked to a nice crispiness as only the top pizzeria’s in the city can without drying it up.

Other: 6
Not unlike the digs at Patsy’s, this is a full blown restaurant with tables and a waiting staff. What was very different from Patsy’s was how packed it was. We dropped by around 6:15 and had to elbow our way to the hostess where we put our name down for a table with about a forty minute wait. This wasn’t honestly too surprising, given Lombardi’s reputation and the dinner hour rush, so we backtracked and waited in a nearby bar until we thought we could go back and claim the table. Incidentally, there is a bar at Lombardi’s that you can wait at, but it seemed cramped and crowded, so we didn’t make the attempt.

Once seated, the service was like clockwork, but definitely no frills to be had here. The place was far too crowded and the staff far too busy for anyone to fuss too much over any one table, and we were seated in the basement area with the wine along with several other parties, so it we didn’t see our waitress much anyway. Fortunately, we decided to keep it simple, and our pizza came in a timely fashion.

Price wasn’t any more of an obstacle than it is at any of the top pizza places, and the food is definitely worth the indulgence, but they aren’t cutting you any breaks, especially when payment is cash only. Overall I’m only giving this place a rating of 6 for the “other” category because of the combination of hectic dining and no credit cards.

The Bottom Line
Try it during off-hours and bring cash. While everything was good, it could have been so much better if we’d been able to sit at ground level without a wait. Take away the slightly hectic atmosphere and I’m sure that you’ll have a much better time here.

Since I haven’t posted in a while, here’s a quickie to wet your appetite as I dive into yet another round of pizza exploration. As I may have mentioned in the past, I’ve been using one very comprehensive list of top pizzeria’s in NYC in addition to my own research and questionares. This Pizza Bible, as I’ve come to know it, has led me to some of the best pies in the city, and now that I’ve finally found the online version, it’s time to share its knowledge and wisdom with all of you. So now, compliments of Time Out New York, I give you The Pizza Bible! May it lead you to the promised land as it has me.

If there is one thing I’ve learned about New Yorkers, its that they want to get the hell out of New York. Maybe not forever, but with sunny beaches just a couple of hours away in New Jersey and the Hamptons, who among us can resist the urge to pack up and roll out to the suburbs for a weekend or two? Not I of course!

Going Down
People often say that there’s nothing better than having a beach house, except for having a friend with one. In my case, it’s my uncle who resides on Long Beach Island in New Jersey who provided me with a much needed place to crash for the weekend. So I headed up to the bus station and grabbed a ticket. The bus ride is $31 round trip and takes about 1.5 hours each way, but to go the distance you really need a car. Fortunately I got picked up from the bus station by my uncle and an hour later we were on the Island!

Having Fun on the Island
There are lots of ways to have fun on LBI, but the most obvious one is right in the name, the beach. The island is approximately 18 miles long, and almost every inch of the sea side is covered in sandy beaches. Lifeguards supervise until 5pm and make you wear a beach badge, but after that, it’s all open sand and surf. So go ahead and play paddle ball, take a walk, or a little dip by moonlight if that’s your fancy.

There’s still more on the bay side, with sailing, motor-boating, water-skiing and jet-skiing available for rentals as short as an hour or as long as a full day if you’d like. I wouldn’t recommend bay side swimming however, as the beaches on this side of the island are sometimes slimy with silt and seaweed, and often host considerable numbers of horseshoe crabs.

If the water isn’t really your thing though, the island still has plenty to offer, including a cool little amusement park called Fantasy Island, complete with a giant ferris wheel, bumper cars, funnel cakes and an arcade with skiball (oh yes, it really is the Jersey Shore). Right next door to that is a giant waterslide and an 18 hole mini-golf course, one of many on the island.

How I Spent My Time
Drinking at the Sea Shell Hotel right on the beach, sunbathing and reading on the sea side sands, swimming in the still chilly coastal waters, eating pizza and assorted Italian meats and cheeses, playing shuffle board, and enjoying the company of a beautiful girl.

The Bottom Line
While this was perhaps my best weekend of the entire summer thus far, there are several key barriers to overcome in getting here. First, you need a car to get onto the island, and second, you need a place to stay, and with the booming tourist industry, this will be neither cheap, nor easy unless you already know someone with a place here. If you can manage the trip however, you won’t regret it. Go ahead and splurge (you’ll have to, since the island is somewhat expensive) and enjoy everything LBI has to offer, including great seafood, beaches, bars, and even some good old fashioned family fun.

I recently got turned on to the idea of scavenger hunts in and around some of our fair city’s most fascinating locations. One that stood out, and incidentally has captivated my imagination for quite some time, is entitled Murder at the Met. As the name suggests, the event is based around a (fictional) murder in the Metropolitan Museum, which the guests have to solve by finding clues related to pieces of art in the museum.

The Mystery
Now if you’ve ever been to the Met or at least read my previous post about it, you’ll know that a scavenger hunt involving clues strewn across the museum’s many wings of fabulous art and sculpture is no small task, but that’s not all! Using the sheet of notes provided to get you started, combined with an answer sheet to write down your clues, and a numeric cypher, you have to guess not only the murderer’s identity, but also their motive. All within the time limit of 2 hours.

To get us started, each team was given a clue to start with, along with a guide for getting to the next clue. We were thankfully given the first clue to start with, so our journey was more or less by the numbers. Over the course of our search, we traversed the museum many times over, occasionally having to “be resourceful” about finding clues or rewriting directions when a particular wing of the museum was closed off. I’m proud to say that my team did exceptionally well despite getting totally lost looking for some 18th Century American portraits.

Eventually, we arrived at the Temple of Dendur, a massive hall with the remains of an ancient Egyptian temple, much of it still kept whole despite the long intervening centuries between its construction and subsequent excavation. We still had a few minutes which we used to run through the clues and make our guess about who among the multiple motivated murder suspects was the actual killer. Unfortunately, despite getting nearly every clue correct, we couldn’t figure out the cypher, and finally just guessed at the culprit, though we did manage to parse out the precise motive from the notes and the clues we’d gathered.

The Museum
The Met itself was no less impressive the second time around, and the added aspect of finding clues in the art gives you an excellent means by which to explore and scrutinize many of the museum’s permanent collections. On the downside, you get caught up in the competition and will probably find that you don’t have time during your hunt for clues to linger too long in any one place, so your opportunities for leisurely examination of any particular piece will be limited. If you still have the energy after the hunt ends, however, the price of admission to the museum is included in the cost of the ticket, so you can stay as long as you like to look at other exhibits.

The Bottom Line
Do it! But plan well in advance. The Murder at the Met series occurs several times a month but at times, you may have to book up to a month in advance. Perhaps by luck, when I finally did resolve to go, I was able to book tickets for the event only two weeks ahead of time. The tickets are a bit pricey at around $40 for an adult, $32 for students, but since they include price of admission to the museum, you can get a lot of bang for you buck, plus the event itself is totally worth it. A great way to spend a few hours on Saturday night!

We’d worked up quite an appetite laughing in the park for two hours, and knowing that the famous dessert establishment, Serendipity, was in the area, we thought we’d give it a shot. Unfortunately, there was over a two hour wait. Fortunately, there was a Patsy’s right across the street, and having never tried this particularly renowned slice of New York City, I was naturally obliged to go.

I was definitely not disappointed, but I’m not going to go into as great detail for this pizza because in the end, it was the spitting image of the pizza I got at Grimaldi’s under the Brooklyn Bridge. The reason for this, I learned, is that the two famous pizza makers are related! Patsy Lancieri, the man for whom the restaurant is named, is apparently Patsy Grimaldi’s Uncle!

The two are so similar that I’m actually just going to refer you to my review of Grimaldi’s if you want to find out what I think of the pizza. The point on which the two differ is really the presentation. Where Grimaldi’s was completely packed to the point of having a line out the door, Patsy’s was calm and it was easy to get a table that we didn’t have to share, literally rubbing elbows with our neighbors. The service at Patsy’s was more along the lines of a good Italian restaurant than a pizzeria, which can definitely be refreshing, and the price was pretty much the same as it would have been anywhere else, so I’m giving Patsy’s a solid 8 in the other category. Very impressive.

After having had my obligatory pizza fill for the night, I decided to indulge my sweet tooth. Since Serendipity wasn’t happening anytime soon, I crossed the street yet again and explored what can only be described as a Wonderland of Sugar. Dylan’s Candy Bar is a two story candy nirvana owned by Ralph Lauren’s daughter, Dylan Lauren. The first floor encompasses both a multitude of candy dispensers and an ice cream bar. The dispensers are filled with every type of candy imaginable, including my personal favorite, chocolate covered gummy bears. So much chocolatey goodness!

I was elated to have found my chocolate covered gummy bears right away, but there was a whole other level worth exploring. The downstairs is also filled with a wide array of candy dispensers, the most prominent being the M&M display with M&Ms in every color of the visual spectrum. Another amazing find was the Wonka Bar, which I had never tried before. I learned that this store had been the epicenter for the promotion of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and it was obvious why. The candy selection was incredibly diverse and pretty much any treat you could possibly want is available, even schnozberries. Just kidding!

Last Friday I decided to lighten things up a bit and check out some more comedy. As luck would have it, I happened upon a very interesting, very comprehensive list of free events in the city, and comedy was on the menu in Central Park, compliments of Comedy Central.

So we headed up to the park after work, hoping to catch the show, but to my surprise, there was actually a massive line that had formed to get in! I had been under the mistaken impression that the performance would be on one of the big lawns and that space would be more or less unlimited, but the show was actually being held in a much smaller (though still quite expansive) amphitheater in the middle of the Park. The line moved quickly however, and we managed to get in right around the start of the show.

Comedy Central (Park)
To my great delight, I found that the show was actually being introduced by Dave Attell! In a word: Awesome!!! Dave Attell was fantastic with a quick round of opening jokes including some very dirty jokes, which he apologized for when he remembered that there might be families in the audience…but not really. Thank god for unabashed adult humor!

Of the acts that followed, all were pretty solid, save one poor woman who just couldn’t seem to get the crowd excited. The jokes weren’t bad, but somehow they weren’t getting through to the crowds funny bone, so she kind of struggled for a while. The other comics, and Dave Attell of course, had a good bead on what tickles a New Yorker’s fancy though, and the show went very well indeed.

The Space
The space was a little cramped, owing to it being a free, public comedy show featuring some very funny and talented comics, but I didn’t mind so much for the most part. The only time when this became a problem was when a group of about eight or nine highly inconsiderate people came and put down a blanket next to us (we were all laying out on some kind of turf) and proceeded to talk amongst themselves loudly through a good portion of the show. How unnerving.

The Bottom Line
It’s hard to go wrong with free in this city, and this was no exception. I was exceptional in that we got to see over two hours of what really was top notch comedy with little more sacrificed than about five minutes in line. I’d definitely recommend any free performance in the park with gusto. There’s really no reason not to go, so check it out.